hitler FINALLY married eva braun on april 29th, 1945. (although his motivations to marry her were probably mostly diverted by the fact that she was a daft, whiny, do-nothing nude sunbather, he also had to remain single in order to preserve the sexual magnetism deemed important to sustaining his power.) on april 30th, 1945, they committed suicide together in berlin’s fuhrerbunker. it is reported that they gave out cyanide capsules as wedding favors.
most humiliating, however, may have been the fact that although fellow fuhrerbunker (what a great word, by the way) residents were instructed to call her frau hitler after the two wed, throughout the 24-HOUR duration of their marriage, hitler insisted upon calling her fraulein braun.
brurnnnnn.
